Thanks to my friend Marty for forwarding this picture! It was created by a talented artist named Adam Sidwell, and truer words were never said as to why I'm alone today.
I didn't post last week because I was working my ass off at work to make up for a complete fuck up at my job. I honestly thought I was going to be fired last Monday and have to crawl back to my draconian former employer. So bad decisions still abound in my life. I'm still amazed at how understanding my boss was and thank all that is holy that I now work for such a level-headed firm!