|"You sir! Have you accepted St. Patrick |
as your personal savior?"
There used to be a website called Dysfunctional Family Circus, which was absolutely freakin' hysterical, where visitors would submit alternative captions to cartoons from "The Family Circus." I remember reading through them at a temp job I was working in the 1990's when "the internets" was still a novel thing. I laughed so hard and so loudly that I later found out I had been blacklisted by the temporary agency.
(Image copyright Bil Keane and/or King Features Syndicate. Used without permission.)