St. Patrick's Day: FAIL

"You sir!  Have you accepted St. Patrick
as your personal savior?"

There used to be a website called Dysfunctional Family Circus, which was absolutely freakin' hysterical, where visitors would submit alternative captions to cartoons from "The Family Circus."  I remember reading through them at a temp job I was working in the 1990's when "the internets" was still a novel thing.  I laughed so hard and so loudly that I later found out I had been blacklisted by the temporary agency.

(Image copyright Bil Keane and/or King Features Syndicate.  Used without permission.)